I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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