Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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