Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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