i permit you to call me
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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