He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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