It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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