where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
