Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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