so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
