What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
mondays should just be called national damage control day
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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