My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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