its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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