His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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