he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize
