Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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