i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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