Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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