I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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