the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
