I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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