i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
