Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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