we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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