Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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