I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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