I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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