It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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