no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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