i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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