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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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