god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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