I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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