Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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