Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
The air taste purple.
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