Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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