You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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