if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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