Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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