I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
is that a dick in a sweater?
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