Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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