HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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