So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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