I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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