Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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