There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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