Small penises have feelings too.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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