...so i touched it.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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