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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
