what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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