I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Did we literally take a cab across the street
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
